Saturday, February 28, 2009

解释 5L

5L
包含着很多意义
也许你没注意
这些意义带来很多革命性的改变
怎么说呢?
看下去就动了

5L
就是
Literature
Lisan
Laporan
Lampiran
Lymphatic

这是跟学业有关的
Literature 就是 The Pearl 咯
Lisan 就是国语的咯
Laporan 就是 Moral Project 的咯
Lampiran 是 Moral Project 的其中一 Part
Lymphatic 就是 Biology 读的淋巴咯

不止
5L
也可以是
Ladies
Lazy
Lelaki
Lucky
Lamer

这就是5L所有用的东西
Ladies 就是那班女生
Lazy 就是我班个性
Lelaki 就是那班绝对GANG咯
Lucky 就是可以去 Merdeka Performance 之类不用上课的幸运
Lamer 好像怀志那样讲废话多过看Quadratic Function

不仅如此
5L更可以是
(All Random)
Lai Zoeii
Lim Wei Chun
Lim Su Wern
Loh Poh Chin
Low Soh Khee

这个更不用多说
就是我班的人啦

还有很多5L
比如 5 Ladies
最出名就是 Doubyx GANG

Ho Kah Yeng
Lai Zoeii
Ng Ve Nee
Lee Min Yi
Lee Shey Ni

不止是学生
老师也可以哦

Miss Lim
Pn Yana
Pn Hasmizan
Pn Shi
Pn Rahimi (zzz)

当然也可以用在5 Lelaki
出现在班上记录最少的5大Lelaki

Yap Zheng Hoe
Yap Yong Lim
Yee Yung Chuen
Chua Jun Leang
Wesley

至于Lamer
很难找到5 Lamer

Dee Huai Zhi
Wong Wai Yap
Alan
XXX
XXX

5L 也能表示 5 Locations
意思是阿Chap至少有5个位置
坐那么多位置有什么企图
你懂吗?

5L 也可以说是 5 Langkah
什么Langkah咧?
就是 5 种 Ponteng 的 Langkah

偷走出课室
骗一张Pass
去了QM就不会来
在Buku Kawalan写了名字就走人
换节去Lab时走人

5L...远远无穷

问题 - 答案

1)为什么5L那么吵?
- 不是吵,是热闹

2)为什么5L Sejarah 那么差
- 因为没有人立志当首相或考古学家

3)为什么Puan Mary每次都气地爆血管
- 因为她不会讲笑,不幽默的老师几乎不会理会的

4)怎样才能考好成绩?
- 坐去Rahimi隔壁

5)为什么Goh Hao Chin他们能顶的顺Rahimi?
- 因为玩乐不是他们的唯一

6)为什么Eugene那么出名?
- 因为他的吉他很出名

7)那么为什么Joyce还是副班长?
- 因为怀志比较适合5L风格

8)5L是怎样的风格?
- 多数人不是很喜欢读书,但是读书以外的东西绝对比读书卖力

9)为什么那么多人带手机?
- 因为学校公共电话吃钱

10)为什么Su Wern收钱收那么慢?
- 因为在学生给钱方面发生了bottlenecks

11)班上有什么电台?
- ASEW FM

12)ASEW FM 是什么?
- 电台

13)ASEW代表什么?
- Alan Sunshiryee Eugene Wesley

14) 是个怎样的电台?
- 几乎全天候服务的电台

15)为什么肥豪那么喜欢Ponteng?
- 其实他是去QM,顺便减肥

16)班上人喜欢谈什么?
- 谈天

17)如果Rahimi不来,会怎样?
- 也许会世界末日,太不可能了

18)谁最能代表5L?
- 每个人

19)如果Bio老师没来,又怎样?
- 直接上Chemistry早回家

20)班上有什么违禁品?
- 手机,镜子,Wax,相机,光碟

21)多少个人带手机?
- 几乎每3个人,或每4个人就有1个人带

22)全班最差的科目是什么?
- Sejarah

23)第二差呢?
- 不懂

24)最好的科目呢?
- 数学

25)为什么班上的人都不爱做功课?
- 因为忙着升级人际关系

26)升级人际关系什么意思?
- 谈天是升级人际关系的其中方法之一

27)进5L会后悔吗?
- 不会

28)为什么不会后悔?
- 不知道,就算玉皇大帝来到我们班也不会后悔

29)什么时候大伙会跑到窗口旁呵呵大笑?
- 看到肥豪在下面打篮球,还不知道要给人抓了

30)为什么有那么多为什么?
- 我哪知道?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Woi !! 做么酱多功课的 ?? !!

昨天
我的左手一度进入崩溃状态
在中央医院(因为比较便宜)的高级ICU病房里喘息...

没错
我是用左手的
全班人只有10%的人知道而已
为什么用左手呢??
e......我也不知道
简单来说
以前我看那些字
由左写到右
心里理所当然的感觉使用左手写字
因为我用左手
小时候还给妈妈用煮饭的铲子来打 ><...痛...
那条疤痕到现在都不曾消失过(我又没有去做护肤美容啦)

用左手
有好有坏咯
好处是...
- 特别
- 据说数学更好发挥
- 听说记忆比右手的好

坏处
- 吃饭坐最左边
- 如果上课多数要坐左边(不然铅笔大家)
- 写字大力的话因为左手是压着字来写(右手不会碰到你写的字的)导致手弄到很多笔墨

我班有...很多左手仔
我啦...
伟业啦...(所以跟他做不用烦恼坐左边还是坐右边)
铭维
Suraya
勇霖
erm...没有了gua...

好了咯!
言归正传
我的左手在ICU病房
连呻吟也感到辛苦(辛苦才会呻吟嘛!白痴...)
它太操劳了...
原因是赶功课赶太多了...

Grammar (Joyce)
Comprehension (Wei Chun + Wei Nick)
Latihan Sejarah ( Wai Yap )
周记 ( 那周杰伦的听妈妈的话 Evaporate出来 - - )
Sejarah Nota ( Hui Nee , WalaoA !很够力长~你写的长还是我miss太多东西 - -??)
Writing ( 抄答案... )
Literature ( Wai Yap )
Ulasan Isu Semasa ( 去垃圾堆【怀志隔壁】找报纸做的)
Novel ( 漂移飘着过 )

看到我做那么多东西...
我还真替我左手可怜...

我的故事!Oral不懂会不会用到...

无间道 IV 5L终极无间

人类活在这世上,有些事情总是很难凭那一双眼睛看清楚。一个眯眼的小子,或许是傻子,也可能是个色狼。一个性感的美女,可以是妓女,也可以是个暗杀手。而一个身穿深黑色西装的人,可以是个黑社会成员,也可以是个警察。世上没有绝对,有零必有一,有兵必有贼。

这天,家鸿如同平时习惯,早上8点到西街餐厅去吃早餐。随之而来的是随从的声音:“陈老大!早安!”做人要有礼貌,就算做这行的也不例外。“早安!全部!”说了这句话,家鸿就见他身边最相信的人 – 伟业。年迈五十的他,不是说做就做了,站久了就腰酸背痛,很多事情被逼交给伟业去做。这次,是来自菲律宾的货,而且价值700万。

伟业再次接到大工作了,而且比起以前350万的最高纪录,这次是上次的两倍,不过盈利却是3倍。家鸿看到伟业有些担心,便提出一个建议 – 派一个卧底。伟业想了想,觉得点子不错,决定派个卧底。走到自己的手下地盘,查看有否人能胜任这任务。才刚踏进他们地盘的Pub,新加入的手下 – 建发 就立刻来报道地盘收保护费的状况。

有个勤奋的手下,伟业嘴微微的笑了。看着看着,就只有几个人能担当此任务。第一就是建发,他十分勤奋和忠厚,但就是不太会见机行事,而且进入“陈黑党”没多久,经验不足。反而是振宇,他拥有不错的身手,还有很守秘密的个性,让伟业决定了那个卧底就是他。

第二天,伟业把振宇叫到家鸿办公室来,谈一些事。家鸿开门见山就向他提出做卧底的事情,可没想到他很轻松就答应了,还担保2个月内必定可以通过警察考试。难道拾到宝了?不想太多,把任务简单的说明后,他立刻就去报考警察了。

这两个月内,军火走私不太顺利,差点就被警察寻找到他们的交易地点。交易安全度比以往危险了很多。警察简直是死盯“陈黑党”,一有什么风吹草动,就有一大批警察待在他家门口。不过,很幸运的,振宇混进了警队中,而且还是扫毒组。这下家鸿可赚了,消息不断地放出来,交易全部都很安全的过关。

这时Sherman Tan – 吉隆坡总警长,十分恨怒“陈黑党”。每次交易都十分成功,Sherman总是在最后一步才看到家鸿,而家鸿总是笑呵呵的在Sherman 面前拿着 1984的法国产红酒,快乐庆祝生意顺利!

威立遭 Sherman 打压,被逼要在一个月内把“陈黑党”抓个正着交差。是人都知道家鸿在马来西亚是很有势力的人,要见到他都已经很难,更何况是要找证据钉死“陈黑党”,简直是要了威立的命。为了这案件,威立花光了全部时间,连老婆也不陪,为的就是打击黑社会,保住他的铁饭碗。

不过好花不常开,伟业告诉家鸿,党内貌似有警察卧底。家鸿最不喜欢这种事情发生了。不过没办法,一定要把内奸抓出来,否则没有安宁的一天。家鸿安排了一场戏,他向每个随从说出不同的白粉交易地点,让他们自己现型。很无奈,这个内奸竟然是他意想不到的人,不过事实就是事实,尽早把他干掉才是干大事的人。

家鸿命令振宇把威立杀掉,来个兵贼同亡的结局。他决定亲自把这个内奸干掉,当他手持手枪,接近内奸时,内奸转过身来,同样地手持手枪。这个人,就是建发。这么久以来通风报信的人,就是他觉得最勤奋的,最有前途的人。僵局持续,他们手枪互指向对方,没有人敢卸下心情。

威立收到建发的讯息,表示建发也许有生命危险,要求警方赶到现场。刚从手机SMS收到这消息,振宇已经在他身旁,用手枪指着他。没有2分钟,全体警员都包围了他们,但是没有人敢开枪,似乎威立的命很重要。不过,这种场合,不是你死,就是我活。Sherman看到这种场面,吞了口水,冒了冷汗,脑中不停的旋转救出威立的方法。

“砰!”好几声枪声响起。“我是警察”倒地前,建发说出了这番话。振宇也在同一时间,同一动作,倒地了。而家鸿,由于失血过多,倒地不醒。而建发在手术后取出子弹,暂无大碍。振宇也随着家鸿,走向未知的路程。

老大不幸身亡,伟业立刻站出来,稳住大局,地盘争抢被安定下来。威立丝毫损伤也没有,因为振宇的子弹,打在了他的太阳穴。仍记得他临死前,曾说:“我不会伤害我爸爸的”。威立在他身上,看到一条特制的项链,才知道,振宇是他失散多年的儿子。

最后一刻,伟业当上了老大。他说了一句全班兄弟都认同的话:“警察和我们总是对立的,我们永远不会有赢输之分,但一定不会输!”

Story of my friend - Sherman ( Cont )

Sayram sensed an interference in the atmosphere and Grendel detected a disturbance in the magical force surrounding the cavern. The 5 masters knew Horntail was near and immediately began to power up, casting skills to help them in the fight. Even so, Horntail did not appear. Hellin felt curious about the violet crystal hovering there and went to it. At just a touch with her fingertips, the crystal began to glow brightly and disintegrated. Without warning, a magical symbol appeared in the middle of the cavern, followed by a blinding light and a deafening roar. The cave shook under the force of the might roar, and out of the deeper parts of the cave, emerged Horntail, the evil dragon which rebelled against the Nine Dragon Spirits and stole its egg. Its 3 menacing heads stared coldly at the 5 masters on the ground beneath it. The 5 masters regained their positions and quickly moved away in time to dodge a massive slam from Horntail’s tail, which was just as dangerous.

The 5 masters wasted no time. Sayram had gone into a maddened rage and released the power in the form of aural orbs surrounding him, increasing his attack power while he continuously brandishes his sword against Horntail’s left head. Grendel immediately made use of the ice in the cavern, turning them into sharp and formidable icy spears to rain on Horntail while healing his comrades who got hit by Horntail. Anthena summoned her Pheonix for additional attacking force and unleashes her strongest skill called Storm of Arrows, where arrows are fired with the speed and destructive power of a hurricane. She focused her attacks towards Horntail’s tail which proved an annoyance. Hellin joined Sayram in his fight against Horntail’s left head, swiftly throwing sharp shurikens made of crystal in amounts of 3 at once. She summons a shadow clone of herself and doubles the amount of attack she does. Kyrin summons her battleship and fire cannonballs of great power and directs her wrath towards the tail with Anthena. It was not long before the tail became dead under the heavy attacks and turned into stone. Horntail was outraged, and its main head began breathing flames as hot as the core of the earth. Sayram and Hellin backed away from the left head and proceeded to attack Horntail’s legs, which turned into stone as well since it was the second weakest body part of Horntail. While they destroyed the legs, Kyrin and Anthena have already destroyed the right arm and right wing of Horntail and were attacking the left arm and left wing. Grendel had severely weakened that arm before, and it turned into stone after some minor efforts, leaving the 3 heads of Horntail.

But now, Horntail was going in a maddened rage. As Sayram rushed in close to Horntail’s main head to slash it, Horntail merely blew out a breath of ice which caused a minor blizzard, sending Sayram crashing into a part of the cavern and severely wounding him. Anthena began her Storm of Arrows attack, but could not completely focus since she had to dodge Horntail’s immense breath attacks from time to time. Grendel had to teleport around to cast spells for the same reason. Kyrin had to get off her battleship due to its low mobility and use her customized revolver instead for rapid fire. Hellin seemed to have the least trouble at this time. She had an amazing amount of avoidability, plus she has skills that increase her evasion rate. She focused on Horntail’s left head that was wounded earlier by her and Sayram, and eventually that head turned into stone. However, Horntail now channeled that head’s power to his right head, which can now cast ice breath and lightning attacks. This was a huge problem, and anybody who gets too close will get severely wounded. Unfortunately, while attacking this head, Kyrin accidentally misjudged Horntail’s attack and got hit by a strong breath of lightning which sent her knocking into the cavern wall, followed by a cascade of cavern ice from the ceiling which buried her. Sayram saw what happened, and went into a great berserk. He channeled his the power of his aural orbs into his sword, and, with a mightly slash, dealt a blow so great that it shook part of the cavern and instantly killed Horntail’s right head. But this move had used up most of Sayram’s strength, and he could not do much, except to save Kyrin from the pile of cavern ice that fell on her.

The main head was going berserk too, and breathed fire even greater that Sayram’s godlike strength. Grendel found another great use from the cavern ice and formed a shield to block Horntail’s immense breath of fire. Anthena and Hellin continued their attacks on Horntail’s last head while Sayram removed the piles of cavern ice to release Kyrin, who was knocked unconscious. Grendel thought back about how Sayram killed Horntail through the use of his aural orbs, and beckoned Anthena and Hellin to transfer some of their powers to Sayram while he blocked Horntail’s attack with his ice made shield. Sayram, now with more strength, closed in on Horntail’s head and began slashing at it, charging up his aural orbs. When it was fully charged, Sayram took a great leap to Horntail’s main head for the final blow. However, Horntail opened its jaws and a great flame began to charge inside. When Sayram struck the final blow, Horntail fired. The simultaneous action from both attacks caused a collision force so great that it shook the entire continent of Ossyria. Horntail’s roar echoed throughout the entire continent, and its final head, reared up in pain and turned to stone. Horntail was dead once and for all.

Outside the collapsed cave entrance, the 5 masters stood in pride as they held the Nine Spirit Dragon’s egg and watched the land turn back to normal – the forests of Leafre were rich and green once again, but the icy part of the forest could not regain its previous form since Horntail had drained too much energy from it. Even though Ossyria was saved, everyone could not control the sadness that overcame them, when Kyrin released her last breath, and silently passed away after the demise of Horntail…

Story of my friend - Sherman

Before you read the story......You need to have some MapleStory knowledge...... Or else you won't understand...

The Demise of Horntail


Within the deep regions of the icy cave, an evil monster dwells. The one they call Horntail has stolen the legendary Nine Dragon Spirit’s egg. With its power greatly lost during the mighty battle, the dark dragon is recovering its strength in the Cave Of Life, deep within the Dragon Forest far from the town of Leafre. The chief of Leafre, Tatamo had predicted this and worries for the future of not only the village, but the entire continent of Ossyria as well. Fearing the destructive power that Horntail will unleash, Tatamo has sent requests for help to the 5 towns where the 5 great masters live in.

After receiving the distress message from Chief Tatamo, the 5 great masters began their endless training until the day arrived for them to slay the Horntail. Across the wide open plains of Henesys, the great bowmaster Anthena Pierce fires her last arrow which pierces gracefully through the final training dummy on the field, hence her name. She gathers up her collection of potions and her grand Nisrock bow, and prepares for the tough road ahead. In the barren highlands of Perion, the legendary warrior Sayram eliminates the last undead knight in the Sharenian ruins with a final blow from his Devil’s Sunrise blade, before packing up and leaving for Leafre. In the shadowy lanes of Kerning City, Hellin kills her final criminal in the area with swift throwing stars and speeds off to catch the ship to Leafre. In the peaceful forests of Ellinia, Grendel the great magician concludes his final studies on Horntail’s magical capabilities and packs his scrolls and sets off for the journey. Inside the submarine near Nautilius Dock, Kyrin the great Pirate prepares her submarine before taking off to Leafre.

Upon reaching Leafre, the 5 great masters gather at the town centre, where they meet Chief Tatamo. It was obvious that Horntail was regenerating fast, the land of lush green plants and forests have slowly turned brownish due to Horntail’s need for massive amounts of power. Without delaying anymore time, the 5 masters set off for Dragon Forest where they will find Horntail at the deepest part of the forest. As they are on their way to the Dragon Forest, they noticed the change in the land condition. Instead of smooth terrains, green grasses, and rich forests there was now a ragged land with jagged rocks and brownish coloured trees and grasses. The condition got worse as they went closer to the Dragon Forest.

The Dragon Forest has now deformed into a near barren wasteland. The peaceful dragons that once roamed here, vanished without a trace. Grendel claims that the dragons that used to live here have been slain by evil dragons that Horntail brought into the forest. They did not have to wait long to find out. Minutes later, a group of dragons emerged. They were called Cornians, they stood on two legs and held two sharp blades – fatal enough for anyone who got too close. However, before the Cornians could make the first move, Sayram and Anthena were already one step ahead. Drawing his sword, Sayram rushed forward and instantly took out 3 Cornians with one strong blow and Anthena shot a great arrow which killed the other 2 Cornians. Just then, an earthquake shook the landscape. The 5 masters knew that time was running out, and hurried on deeper into the forest.

The 5 masters continued deeper, until one point, the entire landscape turned into an icy terrain, no more a tropical forest. As they went deeper, they encountered a group of winged dragons called Wyverns. These wyverns do not have any claws, but they have fire-breathing capabilities, and some can even breath ice or cast dark magic, due to Horntail’s power. Even so, they were easily wiped out as the Cornians by the 5 masters. That was not all, for there was a final breed of monsters spread by Horntail – undead skeletal dragons called Skelesaurus. The undead dragons proved a slight challenge for the 5 masters, but not big enough a threat to become a complete obstacle in their mission. Even though the Skelesaurus have great firepower, it was merely ineffective against the 5 great masters.

Finally, the 5 masters reached the entrance to Horntail’s Cave. The cavern entrance has been carved to look like Horntail’s head, its jaws wide open as the entrance. The 5 masters looked at each other, and stepped inside. They had to pass one final line of defense that Horntail had prepared – a great cave filled with traps and evil dragons. This proved challenging, but the 5 masters had gone through intense training for this day, both mentally and physically. With Sayram’s godlike strength, Hellin’s swift agility, Anthena’s great accuracy, Kyrin’s great courage and Grendel’s range of intellect, they managed to overcame every single obstacle they encountered and, at last, reached an enormous cavern where a violet coloured crystal hovered in mid air at the end of the cavern.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

我的 Maple Server!90%完成咯!

http://shockbabyms.blogspot.com/

这个Maple Story
花了很长的时间来制作
为了这个
我花了一堆时间在 MySQL 上
花了一堆时间学习 JavaScript
那些可恶的Script快要把我搞疯了.......
请问你看得懂下面的东西吗?

importPackage(net.sf.odinms.client);
var status = 0;



function start() {
status = -1;
action(1, 0, 0);
}


function action(mode, type, selection) {
if (mode == -1) {
cm.dispose();
} else {
if (status >= 2 && mode == 0) {
cm.sendOk("Rawr!?");
cm.dispose();
return;
}
if (mode == 1)
status++;
else
status--;
if (status == 0) {
cm.sendNext("I am John and if you have all of the materials I will make you a White Jesus Scroll!!! You will need #b5 Pieces of Scroll#k, #bHoly Water#k, and #b10 Mill Mesos#k. ");
}
else if (status == 1) {
if ((cm.haveItem(4001136, 5)) && (cm.haveItem(2050003)) && (cm.getMeso() >= 10000000)) {
cm.sendYesNo("It seems like you have the required materials, do you want me to make a #bWhite Scroll#k for you?");
}
else if (!cm.haveItem(4001136, 5)) {
cm.sendOk("You dont have the required items.");
cm.dispose();
}
else if (!cm.haveItem(2050003)) {
cm.sendOk("You dont have the required items.");
cm.dispose();
}
else if (!cm.getMeso() <= 10000000) {
cm.sendOk("You dont have the required items.");
cm.dispose();
}

}
else if (status == 2) {
cm.gainMeso(-10000000);
cm.gainItem(4001136, -5);
cm.gainItem(2050003, -1);
cm.gainItem(2340000, 1);
cm.dispose();

}
}
}


调整整个 Server 就是要学这些...
我看到头都快爆了...
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