Tuesday, May 19, 2009

最无语的XXX Speechless XXX

Case 1
Wesley

- 今天...他问我白痴问题...:请问什么猴子最笨...

- 这时我在指着他,说:你咯...还有谁...

- Welsey:顶!你 7 聪明...(严重证明他真的是最笨的猴子)

Case 2
HuaiZhi

- 当时有人问AiMei : AiMei你要去VeNee家啊?

- HuaiZhi顿时炸到:什么!AiMei要穿Bekini啊!!哇!!!!(下删3000余“哇”字)

Case 3
Wesley

- 当时我坐在风扇下(好凉咧...)把我的AddMath Project写页数...

- Wesley走过来说:Ei!走开!我要开始做我的Project了....

- Joyce笑到不会停了......


Case 4
李老师

- 当时我和WeiNick研究着Fatty Acid...老师走过来...说:有Fatty Acid这种东西咩?怎样Spell?

- 我 Wesley WeiNick : F A T T Y A C I D

- 李老师:哦...我们以前都没有这种东西...我们的Bio要画骨头那些的咧...

- Wesley : Neh!肥豪那边...大把Fatty Acid

Case 5
Puan Mary

- 昨天考试时...礼堂奏起Negaraku......我很想站起来唱的...不过Puan Mary死命Gap着我...用最温柔的“狠眼”看着我...

Case 6
AiMei

- AiMei看到我直接说:看到AiMei就要收钱是吗?...我又来收钱了!一块!MissLim的...(有必要那么诚实吗?)

Case 7
YongLim

- 很无聊的一天(他本人也很无聊...)...突然走过来...假装按计算机...然后说:Hex 你!(看看计算机有没有Hex字)(Hex在Dota是把人变绵羊或鸡鸡)(Wei!!!打Dota咩!)(只有10%人看得懂)

Case 8
MinYi

- 校长念教师节台词...很慢很慢...为什么他不学“恩及牙牙”三两下就念完?...

- 结果MinYi显到...玩我书包的拉链...

Case 9
HuaiZhi

- AiMei不小心把名字签错在Wesley那边

- HuaiZhi:AiMei!做么你签名签在Wesley那边?你们什么关系哦?

- 我:他们什么关系哦?...

- HuaiZhi: AiMei AiMei...暧昧咯...






Case 1
Wesley

- Today he asked me : Who is the monkey that most stupid in this world?

- That moment I pointed him and say : You lorh! Still got who??

- Welsey: Deng!! You're clever man ! ( That means you are really a stupid monkey?)

Case 2
HuaiZhi

- That time there is a person asked : AiMei you gonna go to VeNee house arh?

- HuaiZhi Shocked !! : Wakao !! AiMei wear BIKINI arh?!! WA!!!!!

Case 3
Wesley

- I was sitting under the fan ( Cooling process ) and try to finish my Add Math Project

- Wesley came to me ( Cause I'm sitting on his place) : Get out ! I have to start my Project now ( Whao !! so early ? )...

- Joyce laugh unstoptable......


Case 4
Mr Lee

- I was investigating Fatty acid with WeiNick... Mr Lee came to us suddenly and asked : Wa! got such things?? How to spell it?

- Me Wesley WeiNick : F A T T Y A C I D

- Mr Lee : Oh... We din't learn such thing during that time...

- Wesley : Neh! FeiHao there... full of Fatty Acid

Case 5
Puan Mary

- While we are having exam yesterday... Dewan playing Negaraku... I want to stand up... But Pn Mary's eyes killed me...

Case 6
AiMei

- AiMei saw me and say : When you saw AiMei sure claim for money one... RM1... MissLim one ( Why you are so honest?...)

Case 7
YongLim

- He play HEX with me... Hex you hex you...

Case 8
MinYi

- En Ong read the speech about Teacher's day with DAMN LOW speed... it's really boring...

- MinYi was tooooooo boring... until play the ZIP on my bag...

Case 9
HuaiZhi

- AiMei was make a mistake that she sign her signature on Wesley's name there

- HuaiZhi: AiMei! Why you sign on Wesley name there?? What relation you two having now?

- Me : What relation o??

- HuaiZhi: AiMei AiMei...Lovely lo...

1 评论:

minyi said...

sei foh ... dis class really... pity till certain level........

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